I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka
One time this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
Fuck u they’re mine